Saturday, April 4, 2009

I'm TOO SICK!

On relationships:
"If you attempt to pet a dog scared and worried its gonna bite you, but if you attempt to pet open and willing it won't bite"

On tatoos:
"Would you pay for somebody to come and graffiti up your house? So why would let somebody do that to your body?"

On Life:
"I hate playing ketchup without any mustard!"



These are my aphorisms....
FROM MY HEAD!!!!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THESE!!!!!!!

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